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[There's been a series of deep, rumbling bangs and tremors echoing from one part of town today, and the skyline in that direction's looking a little sparser than it did the day before. And-- that building suddenly lurching then crumbling downwards in a blaze of pale blue prrrrrobably isn't anything to worry about, right?

If you go to investigate you'll finHOLY CRAP BRS just blasted a building to pieces in front of you look OUT]

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Do you need to go to a hospital? [ pauses, alarmed ] Is-- is there a hospital, here?

[... thinks about that]

Probably... somewhere?

Should I go look for it?

[tries rotating her shoulder, to another wince, then shakes her head]

I've had worse. Besides, I'm not finished yet.

Finished...? With what?

[... ... scratches her head]

A job. Um... as a demolition worker.

[ ... ]

[ starts laughing ]

[D: t-trailing off uncertainly]

A-apparently I'm... cheaper than explosives...

That's-- [ hold on, still laughing ]

[s-sighs, sounding a lot like a petulant Mato]

... Yomiii...

[ finally stops, but is smiling still ] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't think of anyone better suited for the job, though.

... except when I nearly land the building on someone.

Well... perhaps you could try to be a little more careful.

[hefts the cannon]

... it's not like this is built for finesse... but you're right.

Maybe put up a warning sign...

...

[oh yeaaaahhh, that...]

It's not a bad idea, is it?

[nods]

It's a little wide an area for just one, though... maybe I need some kind of billboard.

Right! That'd definitely be better.

... I'm sorry for the scare.

It's okay. It's a good thing you have speed to match your strength. [ a slightly awkward laugh ]

... I'll... make it up to you both. I'm getting paid fairly well for this, so...

Oh, you don't have to! Really, it's all right.

I've got to get things for you both anyway.

Since we're both working now, it really shouldn't be necessary...