Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[vocaholic]

. . . Kaito.

[vocaloidiot]

It's not Tae, right? I am entirely not up for being stabbed in the face.

[vocaholic]

Big, fat, yellow road roller.

[vocaloidiot]

Please, let me live in my delusions a little longer...

[vocaholic]

We should also look into getting you a sense of self-preservation.

[vocaloidiot]

I've got a sense of preservation! That's why I'm trying really, really hard not to pay attention to your conclusion!

[vocaholic]

What is the logic behind that?! Aren't you supposed to be the supportive, big brother?

[vocaloidiot]

I'm going, I'm going! Just get the dustpan and brush ready for my scattered pieces!

[vocaholic]

Make sure you have all of your backup files in order, too.

[vocaloidiot]

Honestly, what is that Len doing... keep an eye out for him while I'm doing this!

[vocaholic]

Godspeed!

[SALUTES]

[vocaloidiot]

[IN A BIT]

Haaaah... I couldn't get any details, but it seems like Rin broached the relationship subject, and Len didn't take it well for some reason...

[vocaholic]

... that sounds awkward.

[vocaloidiot]

I'm kind of assuming he's overthinking things... well, in any case, I'll keep an eye out for him but Rin agreed I should round up you and Miku for a sympathy party.

[vocaholic]

No boys allowed?

[vocaloidiot]

... well, more like I'd like a word with Len without letting him get near Rin just yet... besides, Rin's Rin! There's a limit to how much I'll be able to help compared to you guys.

[vocaholic]

Such a good big brother.

[vocaloidiot]

... maybe I'm just in shock from barely even being punched.

[vocaholic]

Doesn't that mean you did something right?

[vocaloidiot]

... with Rin, I get the feeling it means she's really bad instead. She was making angsty faces when I went to find you.

[vocaholic]

... ew, angsty faces.

[vocaloidiot]

So get-- ... girl-stuff-ing! Whatever happens when you have a Rin and Miku that need cheering up!

[vocaholic]

Yeees, yes. I'll see you later.

[vocaloidiot]

................... psst.

[vocaholic]

... What's with the sudden stealth?