Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

What me to fix that for you?

[vocaloidiot]

No way! We can't risk ruining a positive!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

'Kay.

[vocaloidiot]

--oh yeah, you don't know of anyone having particular problems, right? Another spat between the Love is War guys?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Huuuh... not that I know of. Then again, been a while since I last talked to that Miku-nee, and you know how those guys are...

[vocaloidiot]

... ... ...

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

What?

[vocaloidiot]

So hypothetically, if you were to go and roadroller someone before talking to me, who would it have been?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Dunno.

[vocaloidiot]

--and you're right back to that neutral look!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

What look?

[vocaloidiot]

That look!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

There's no look. What's your problem, Kaito-nii?

[vocaloidiot]

That's the whole point! You being neutral is a clear indicator something's up!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Sure, whatever.

[vocaloidiot]

... and you saying 'whatever' is just making it too easy to tell!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[halfheartedly punches the side of his head]

[vocaloidiot]

Hey! I'm trying to help, if in a roundabout fashion! What happened?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

[vocaloidiot]

... is that you dodging the question or telling the truth too bluntly or both?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

How can it be both, you moron? That doesn't even make sense.

[vocaloidiot]

It easily could be, especially if 'nothing' actually happened!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Okay. Then nothing actually happened.

[vocaloidiot]

And that's why I'm asking if that's the problem!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... Shut up, Kaito-nii.