Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

R-romantic problems? What should we do?!

[vocaloidiot]

First, information gathering! We need to pinpoint who's having problems!

... ... well, you look fine, so I guess it's not you... pretty sure it's not our Miku either, given the way she's been humming One More Kiss under her breath the last few days...

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

What are the other options...?

[vocaloidiot]

Well, let's see... I'm fairly sure Meiko and Luka are set for at least a couple of weeks, BRS wouldn't know romantic problems if they slapped her around the face...

--it couldn't be!

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

W-what?!

[vocaloidiot]

It might be a new challenger!

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

Who?!

[vocaloidiot]

[DEEP THOUGHT]

[vocaloidiot]

--I don't have a clue!

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

-- Kaito-nii!

[vocaloidiot]

What?! It's not like a random sense of foreboding is an exact science! We don't have emo radar, or else we'd never get anywhere with some of the producers!

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

Then what good is it?!

[vocaloidiot]

[... pats her head]

Aaah... I can't remember when I was last that innocent about potential bodily harm...

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

But Kaito-nii said it wasn't directed at him, this time...

[vocaloidiot]

It's like the faint rumble of the roadroller from afar, or the distant chords of Disappearance starting up...

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

... Maybe Kaito-nii should hide, just in case.

[vocaloidiot]

... well, I couldn't do something like that. Just in case it turns out important.

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

What's Kaito-nii going to do if it is?

[vocaloidiot]

... well, I'll think of something or be a useful punching bag.

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

... I worry about Kaito-nii, sometimes.

[vocaloidiot]

Hahaha, don't worry! I'm tougher than I look, and I already look plenty tough!

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

Still, it's-- it's self-destructive!!

[vocaloidiot]

--hahah, relax! It's not self-destructive! You've got to look at intent!

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

Even if you look at intent, Kaito-nii's way too willing to let himself get beat up!

[vocaloidiot]

It's fine! I'm overexaggerating, as usual.