Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[vocaloidiot]

Well, you're family. Whatever happens, we'll back you up, even if we reserve the right to call you dumb while we do.

... technically, I'm supposed to be locking you out of the bus and feeding your banana supply to Suzu.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

And besides, aren't you supposed to be agreeing with me about how much he sucks, rather than making a point of how much I like him?!

[reflectlen]

But you're not doing it, right.

[vocaholic]

I agree on the suck! But unless you can find a way to get over him fast, focusing on the fail won't get you anywhere.

[vocaloidiot]

Hahah! I won't tell if you don't.

[reflectlen]

... Good.

It's fine, I'll find a place to spend the night.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Focusing on the fail will help me get over him, duh! Focusing on the "ooh, he might be a moron and a loser and insensitive and stupid but I like him best anyway" isn't going to help!

[vocaholic]

[SIGH]

Alright, let's try something different. Name all of the bad traits in Len you can think of.

[vocaloidiot]

... haahh, no need to do that. We're not about to kick you out or anything, and are you sure you want to risk Tei in your current state?

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

[what is this feeling of Sudden Doom looming behind you]

[reflectlen]

... what's wrong with her?

[reflectlen]

[OH GOD NO NOT AGAIN]

[vocaloidiot]

... ... well, if there's one thing to further worsen your chances with either of them...

[reflectlen]

I don't want "chances" with either of them! I don't want to date them, I told you!

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

[LIKE SUGAR]

I go away for one month--one month--and then, suddenly! SUDDENLY.

THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.

WHAT DID YOU DO.

[reflectlen]

NOTHING AT ALL!!

[vocaholic]

Ack—! They're gone! There, I just cleared my temporary folder!

[vocaloidiot]

Haah, we're back to that... well, either way, do you really think she's a good idea right now?

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Leeeeeeeeeeen.

[reflectlen]

I didn't say I was staying with her. There's always Neru-nee.

[reflectlen]

[whimper]

T-That's exactly the problem, that's what Rin said.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, then what did you NOT do?

[reflectlen]

.......

Can't you just ask her instead?

[vocaloidiot]

[THIS FACE FOREVER]

... collateral damage everywhere you look... maybe we should just make you wear a paper bag or something...

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

He's always whining! "But Rin, are you sure this is a good idea", "But Rin, we shouldn't do that", blah blah blah! Why do I have to drag him everywhere half the time?! He should know by now that my plans are great and never fail, you'd think he'd stop doubting me already! But noooo. And he complains aaaall the time. "Our songs aren't catchy enough", "People on Nico called me a shota!". Just suck it up, like it's Nico's fault you're a prepubescent little boy who looks good in dresses?! You don't see me complaining about my lolimoe songs, do you? And no matter how much he insists he's a man, he's not manly at all! I mean, how long did it take him to admit that he likes me, after me and other-Rin pretty much had to shove the words into his mouth? Not to mention he's got zero arm strength! I can carry him around, why can't he do the same? I'm the girl, here! He should at least try a little harder! And why does he always say stuff like "You're too violent" when I only beat him when he deserves it? Maybe if he didn't act like such a moron all the time, I wouldn't be so violent!

-- And he likes bananas too much, it's creepy and totally not helping his image.