He's Baaaaack

[vocalonightmare]

[It's a typical day in the Dressing room; sun shining, birds chirping...

At least, that's how it was until a fairly sizable comet came blazing down out of the sky in a rain of fire, landing directly on a crowd of unsuspecting Daikon Fangirls and successfully wrecking a block or so of buildings. But anyone who goes to investigate the crater that the meteor left will find that it was not the only thing to fall out of space today.

Crawling out of the crater is a monster, body completely charred beyond recognition; leaving a trail of ash and black, tar-like blood behind it. It manages to drag itself a few feet onto the street before collapsing and breathing it's last, pained breath.
The body remains there for several minutes, the black tar blood pooling around it, until a wind picks up and it dissolves into nothing but ashes and blows away entirely. Talk about your rough cremations.

All is quiet...until the tar it left behind begins to bubble. That's when a pair of glowing, red eyes appears within it, quickly followed by a head entirely made of the goop. That head is followed by a claw-like hand, which begins to scratch into the cracked concrete and drag a complete body up and up and up until it was completely of the puddle; dripping and drawing in a shuddering, wet first breath that reveals the creature's mouth(Filled with sharp, shark-like teeth). It then heaves itself upwards on all fours, and begins to shake itself like a dog shedding water; and just like water it looses itself from the tar.
What was under it all turns out to be a tall, darkly hued KAITO that may be familiar to some; though it's doubtful the memories of him are pleasant ones.

He stands, looks around, and at last speaks; his voice not having improved one bit for seemingly gaining a new body.]

Damn, the stupid rock shrank too much to cause an apocalypse. Oh, well.

[That's when he clears his throat, loosing the static quality of his voice momentarily in order to greatly magnify the volume.]

LADIES, GENTLEMAN, AND WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU LOT ARE; I HAVE BEEN TO SPACE.

AND IT WAS REALLY FUCKING BORING.

NOW, SOMEONE TELL ME IF I HIT ANYONE WITH THIS STUPID SPACE ROCK OR IF BRINGING THIS THING WITH ME WAS A COMPLETE FUCKING WASTE.

[Mingle Post ] Let's have cloudy sheeps for the second time!

[princeindream]

[Good day, Dressing Room.

Most of you noticed it's been unlucky day lately, which means this lord has to do something to cheer up the residents! While this city looks crowded with Monar and others, now you won't see anything even the buildings.

With a blink of an eye, you're on the clouds. Yes, clouds. Is this heaven? No one knows, unless whoever work with magic might know the one and only person who made it. Not just that, it seems the clouds have 'upgraded' than before. You'll notice the racing sheep bouncing on the clouds, more cloudy animals (which are cute and fluffy when you hug them) are rolling on their comfy 'beds'.

Also more cats, to be precise the Nyancats, flying around the sky while farting the rainbows.]

Oh, there's more of you. For a short warn, do not disturb the sheep, alright?

[And there they go, echoing 'nyanyanyanyanyanyanya' along the way. The lord sighs and sits on the cloud, making sure he did a good job.]

Now beginning the testing!

[thepointsdomatter]

[In an uninteresting part of the Dressing Room, on an uninteresting street, past some uninteresting houses in an uninteresting alley, is something very interesting.

It's... purple, that's the first thing you can say about it. As well, it is an oval. An oval outlined in purple. Pretty simple. But the inside is not very simple. It doesn't show the wall where the alley ends, like it should. Instead it shows... It looks like some sort of futuristic lab...

But you don't have much time to look inside that oval before a peppy Rin dressed in Append clothing and holding some sort of bizarre gun jumps out of that oval and runs past you like a lightning bolt, screaming something over her shoulder.]

Come on, Len! If I find KaITO-nii first, I'll get all the points!