[score?]

[hardly listening as he's now listing things off, counting them on his fingers]

Um, I mean... only two people? It's ah-- usually at least five. And you didn't say anything about goats, horses, or dogs. I'm pretty sure um, tentacles should be involved at some point. I mean, from what I remember. Those were a little scary... No one going to the bathroom or getting sick is also a little... You made it sound like it was 'adults' doing the sex thing and both wanted to do it. And um...

[he could go on like this all day]