He's taller than me. He has blue hair and perverted eyes. He always wears a long, blue, stupid scarf and a white longcoat. He likes to eat ice-cream and sneak into my room when he thinks I'm sleeping and pokes me. He won't leave when I tell him to because he's an idiot and I just want to sleep!

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Oh, yeah. He's a Vocaloid. Not human.